Here’s a quick and easy way to ruin Christmas!
Step one: Assemble a room full of junior-level marketers and ad agency hacks. Ask them to “reinvent” this classic, lovably cheesy 1980s Folgers commercial where Peter comes home for the holidays to surprise his family:
Step two: The creative team comes back with this garbage below and somehow manages to trick networks into airing it in 2009. Peter is now an insufferable tool who volunteers for a non-specific cause overseas. “It’s a long way from West Africa,” he says. We’re really happy for you, Peter.
That, folks, is how you ruin Christmas.